And a puppy. All women like puppies. FACT.

I'm not going to lie, if a guy showed that to me, especially in a PowerPoint, Yes I would let him touch my boobs.

+1 million

"I might find cancer.."

This post speaks to me.

You guys are asshole. Hahaha.

I just wanted to re-clarify it. Can't be too safe with these highly anticipated reveals. Especially HL3.

Not to mention the "his LIFE got HALVED" part. A definite confirmation.

Thanks for the GIF fodder, Funny or Die.

And this has been another episode of "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

I DID SOMETHING WEIRD, GUYS.

Careful, Torch. You mentioned God on a Gawker site.

At first I was like, why cover every bit of the car except the most fragile piece, the windshield? Then I said, dumbass, how else are they going to see out to drive it on/off the truck? Good talk.

Anyone else rewind it like 8 times to see that guy get popped into the air?

Excitement for this game aside (I got it on Tuesday but due to work travel won't be able to play until tonight), I have to assume these guys passed high school. Maybe even college. That being said, there are more adjectives to use than "fuckin." Maybe that's their gig, but it's hard to sound any less intelligent than…

This is silly. It's like saying Detroit's economic collapse was caused by the city's negative portrayal in Robocop.

Dude Needs to calm the hell down.

Hadi claims he'll repair the M6 himself and then smash it up again outside of the German Parliament if he's not recognized by BMW. One BMW representative told Bild, however, "We see no current need for action."

Never go full retard.

Oops I almost gave a fuck