Congratulations on the COTD! This lady will deliver your red sexy-hipped Mustang as soon as she rubs her sexy hips all over it.

What looks like a tracking error at around the 2:56 mark is really evidence of where they had to cut-and-splice the film, to make it appear to be one take.

Just going to leave this here.

The Murano Convertible. They don't sell. They shouldn't sell. But there are at least a DOZEN in central Indiana at some time or another. Nasty. But they are ALL driven by middle aged women, every single time.

The true mark of a sonofabitch.

I AM APPALLED.

I guess bad parenting is international.

The Panamera actually looks pretty good in person.

I imagine its like the iron monger, so large you exist almost entiely in the torso

The fact the 'Breaking News' alert flashes on the ticker IMMEDIATELY after Terry declares his disdain for the ugly ass mother is too perfect.

And suddenly, Howie Long regretted ever going out of his way to set up the date his mother had spent years begging him for.

I have a non permanent one that uses your weight to leverage itself against the door frame. My (totally legitimate) excuse for not using it is the door frames in my current apt. are too wide for it. So no need to feel ashamed! Just do what I did and make yourself a cookie ice cream sandwich. Everything is alright…

Iconic indeed. It's been my dream car since I first saw the movie as a young lad. No foolin. Must have.

But can he run Crysis?

I hope you keep this username forever

Seriously Kirk, if they haven't contacted you by now they aren't going to. Move on.

PLEASE QUIT POSTING THIS SHIT.

Aaron, this is really well written and fair. Thanks for representing!

I'm a White American, and my wife is Japanese, and our son is half. We all live together in Japan, and people here always stare at us like we are Martians. If I open my mouth and start speaking Japanese, they stand back and gasp. This is my life, every day.