Well I'm probably going to get destroyed here, but I LOVE Jimmy Fallon. I think he is hilarious and adorable. I don't think you have to be angry sacrastic asshole to be a good comic. It's obvious that he makes his guests feel comfortable and welcome. And I though this Breaking Bad thing was genius. And I freaking LOVE…

I like to think he keeps a throwin' pizza with him at all times.

Instead, why don't we just make the car have a soul instead of having technology replicate one? Once again, technology aiming to make us closer to a car is actually driving us further apart. Take a layer away next time instead of adding one.

Firstly, it's *REAL* sounds, which happen to pass through what amounts to an equalizer with presets dependent on what driving mode you're in.

Listening to people from Texas try to bucket themselves into smart, smarter and smartest is like watching dogs at a dog park sniff each other.

I vote for "Uncircumcised Edition" in a new package design with added girth at the top.

See, that is only significant in America. We shouldn't care what goes on in a Chinese bar.

Sure. It's called "people die every day", not to mention other things like all the battles fought on American soil during our early years. 9/11 was a significant moment in our country's history, but it's not as if it was some unprecedented loss of life.

Shepard, I calibrated the fuck out of your M3.

What happened when she put it into "D"

Everybody's all like, "Tip your server", "This isn't the case at my restaurant", "Pooling tips sucks", and "Attractive servers get bigger tips". Meanwhile, I'm over here like, "Looking at that receipt picture, since when does 69.90+6.99=75.89? Should be 76.89. Server got screwed again.".

LOL @ "fuk u titanfall"

I wonder if we will delve into the psychological brutality of warfare among our canine friends as well.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS AND YET I AGREE

If my memory serves me right, I seem to remember the cars in the movie having a more agressive v8 exhaust note? But that movie made those cars cool for reasons that cant be explained.

The start of the video sounds like lasers catching on fire.

Whenever I hear a politician say, "free market", I hear, "hey lobbyist, come over here and buy my vote."

DOES CALL OF DUTY DOG GO TO SPACE. THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW.