Right, so we can have a bunch of UAW workers jizzing while putting doors on F-150s.

I’m doing my part! The rest of you step up!

I thought that movie was the absolute SHIT back in the day.  Wonder if it holds up now.  Probably not.

You could. But if I was the other Tesla owner, I would be extremely suspicious and think that the cash was counterfeit.  Like, what do you mean, you don’t have another credit card?  And you own a Tesla?  

Goddamn do I love me some Venn diagram fun

“Mark-1 Plumbing: where we blast open clogs and wage war on inefficient water heaters!”

Those two black Suburbans jumped out at me.  It’d be like if a car chase today involved two crank-engine water pump trucks from the turn of the century.  

Delores in her all black, tight hair sleek terminator look is working on all levels for me.

Spending $500 on a next-gen console? Not the future. Downloading a free game on my phone I already bought? It’s the future.

Trump reminds me of Bighead, except nowhere as endearing and every bit as useless.

I judge people less about what they want to drive and more by how they choose to pay for it.

It’s cheap HP.  Why would I get a used version (which won’t be “much less”) when I can get a new one with $5000 on the hood?  Also, if it ain’t broke, don’t waste money fixing it - the platform is rock solid and the Hemi is strong.

This is a good point. I’ve had multiple transactions involving trade-ins where they’ve raised the trade-in amount offered rather than lower the price of the new car. I asked specifically why they couldn’t just lower the price of the new car, they said it’s different cost buckets for them - used car dept vs new. I…

With how far back in your nasal cavity they have to jam the swab, I sincerely hope they do it as slow as possible.

We’ve been making short trips with our Pacifica Hybrid, been all electricity - we’ve been on this tank since February, 1100 miles and counting and only half a tank used.  

How does the officer determine damage amount on-site?

How does the officer determine damage amount on-site?

I’ve used plugs in the past, I still see them.  I’ve even patched them myself using filler, adhesive, paint, etc.  Best scenario is if the dealer never drills it.

One of my absolute resolutes before taking delivery is 1) no front plate holes drilled, 2) no dealer badging/license plate frames/stickers, and 3) NO FRONT PLATE HOLES DRILLED. Here in Texas there’s a front plate law but it’s a toothless one, ie it fell into a loophole where it’s technically a violation but there is…

It’s good practice to cross-shop insurance rates every year.  It takes time, as I’ve found that online quotes sometimes aren’t as cheap as calling in, but it’s worth the savings.