Same...played in the streets and all that. Oregon Trail (banker all the way.)  I think we’re right in the X/Millennial bridge.

I’m 1980 and I’m technically Gen X (I think.)  I don’t buy that Millenials are 1981 born and up; it feels like that should define those born in 1990.

Why does the Venturi Intake not suck in the blocking gasoline, and only creates a vacuum when blocked?

The fact that all these cutout diagrams of nozzles look exactly like a vivisection medical penis diagram, and my mind was already there before the peen/insertion comment.

Yea...isn’t everyone who fucks in Denver automatically a member?

I’m getting seasick at my desk just thinking of the lateral roll coming down the corkscrew...

I know it’s a prototype but those side view mirror cams in the doors look production ready. That is what those are, right?

Great explanation.  And, that sucks, performance gating.  I get it but neutering performance doesn’t seem right.

I recently re-watched Falling Down with Michael Douglas the other day - such a good movie that holds up. But there’s a scene with him shooting up a phone booth, and there’s inexplicably a giant Sir-Mix-A-Lot ass in the background.  I never noticed it as a kid but I have questions now.

The internet allows for anonymity so I’m always surprised when I see so many kids posting. Like, all of Jalopnik authors were being born when I was a teen. I’m leaving the dirty 30s next month so I’m reflecting a lot more lately.

Straps where a little door handle lever would go?  Sigh.  

4 doors/2 seats.  2 doors/4 seats are very common and fine.  

I wonder how it’d work if Batman existed IRL.  You know that there’d be a fleet of TMZ-like photogs combing the city at night, and upon a Batmobile sighting, they’d be chasing him down trying to find out where he goes.  How soon before they follow him to the vicinity of Wayne Manor?  Or that lit garage he worked out…

Joke’s on you...I have no idea what a Julian calendar is

Wait we’re not using a $25k Mustang anymore as the Preferred Measuring Unit?

^this. A Charger can go from $26k to $88k. Mercedes sells cars from $35k to $200k+.  Where are these researchers drawing the line?  

This style is what’s hot right now.  She has the pipes, she’ll grow/mature as she gets older and the musicscape changes.  Look at Mandy Moore - a far cry from “Candy” now.

The roof is still busted, also.  This is Central City, not Detroit - Flash could fix it himself in 2.3 seconds.  

I’m wondering if she has lice - she scratches at the same spot on her head a lot.  

She doesn’t actually see hands pull her in - she had her back turned to the mirror and was yanked in backwards, then presumably blacked out and woke up in the mirror-verse.