Johnnyma45
Johnnyma45
Johnnyma45

Lol. Sorry, when I hear “pole dancing,” Black Velvet starts playing in the background

Can’t she be solid and a stripper at the same time?

If I could save time shaving by walking up to a Camry and rubbing my face on the grille, that’d be a feature.

The X5 has massive rears too.  Like, I get it for sporty/muscle cars, but SUVs seem kinda weird

I have to rotate square!  

?  No, just curious why a daily driver has wheels larger than a Ferrari.  It appears that it does not.

I double-taked at “enormous 225/35 19-inchers” as well. Was like, that’s big? /looks at my Charger’s 275/40 20 tires

I hate that base/lower trims make it so obvious that you’re missing out on stuff.  See: 7 in Uconnect w/ an extra inch of plastic, instead of the 8.4.

In a group, N64 all the way.  But MGS 1......

“But we ended the Klingon War!”

I did laugh at the “Women. Stop talking” line.

Not really - when you’re young it’s all risk and non-existent credit.  If you have parents around who can help establish your credit path, why not?  Regardless of how much the car costs.

Rear or front facing? If rear, your little one’s gonna kick the shit out of your expensive leather seatback. If front, they’re gonna fuck up the rear controls. Best to not have kids back there /fellowdadissues

Way to discriminate against amputees.  They need to sit too.

God BMW has the best colors wrapped around the sexiest metal.  

I hate the internet and its propensity to allow for insta-snark.  Just let people enjoy things.  Or would your rather everyone drive Camrys and follow the speed limit?

It’d be a weird Flex, but ok

I priced out a widebody Challenger Scat Pack yesterday with all the options for $55k.  Not only am I happy that there is a HP/torque arms race, but I’m ecstatic that it is all so affordable.  

They’ve lost my mom. She’s driven various RX’s since ‘99 but when it came time to replace, she took one look at the car and said no. And this is a woman who has 0 fucks to give about what kind of car she drives!

When blow’d up, they do look like boobies.