Yeah Mike Shaw Subaru was the same for me last fall. Ordered to spec, arrived in 8 weeks. When I signed, finance guy slid a paper at me. "Want any of this stuff? Extended warranty? Window tint?" No. "Ok." 

They are sovereign citizens but are more than happy to receive the healthcare provided by Canada. 

22 year old car. Don’t make me feel older than I already do, dammit. 

You’re not getting any younger. Just buy the Jeep.

So when Alberta joins the US, do they have to change their name to North Montana?

Those folks are amazing to me. No basis in logic. And the Alberta government hasn’t recently distinguished itself as a decision-making body.

I would agree that this is unreal, however sadly it is all too real.
I worked for a dealership in Edmonton, and then (under disillusionment from my time in Manitoba) moved to a small community just oustside the city to find that my new boss may have hired me due to my haircut (and his perception that I must be a…

It’s not just rural Canada - it’s almost all of Western Canada until you get to the Coast.

I used to live and work in Edmonton. For government (so yeah, we got a lot of letters). But the hilarious thing is that one of the guys that sat in the cube next to be was a Freeman on the Land.  Figure that one out.  He worked for government. Assisted in writing and enforcing laws. And got paid to do it.

Can confirm: had two cars with opening sunroofs and maybe opened them a half dozen times in total.

Thanks to Moscow Mitch they can push through a confirmation with a 50-50 vote plus the VP. I don't think Manchin or Sinema can justify being their traditional turds in the punch bowl on this one. It's essentially inconsequential and they would probably be completely ostracized from any Democratic party support if they…

To be fair, Cheeto King would screw his own children for his agenda.

Counterpoint: Opening the sunroof and all windows when it’s pleasant out is like being in a convertible without the wind.  I use mine all the time.

Automatic speed sensitive volume, that shit is annoying. I don’t want or need help adjusting the volume of music.

Yeah but if the flag in the courtroom has fringes, he’s cooked

Do they every pay the fines?  If not, how many days do they spend in jail as a result?

About a billion years ago, I was a real estate appraiser in Edmonton. I was asked to go to Meyerthorpe to look at a house. When I got to town in the middle of winter, I was questioning my life choices that took me to such places. I could see being there if I’d lost my will to live.

No wonder the incredibly in depth (and honestly pretty funny) judgement that systematically dismantles every 'freeman' argument on CanLII is by an Alberta judge.

Dealt with one in Edmonton, he was always trying to pay bills with certificates covered with gold seals and red ribbons and a silver dollar stuck on it, but tried to trade services for furniture that he was selling and he wanted cash. We had the same landlord and his business got seized for non payment of rent

Came here with similar thoughts. The SPARK as a good choice because the S beginning a lot of words makes sense until you realize the most common letters in uncommon places gives you a lot more info.