Never underestimate a good tailor. I’m 5' 7", super narrow waist, broad shoulders. I have to have all my collared shirts tailored or I look like I’m wearing a box.

“Tradition is other people’s baggage” - Doug Stanhope

Nobody on the planet delivers See You Next Tuesday, like an Aussie. 

I saw this on the CTV website earlier this week. Apparently the homeowner had just come in from walking his dog. If he’d been a few minutes later, he figures he would’ve been hit. 

A mass of drones crashing into each other and into structures/vehicles at the inauguration... Ah. Maze. Ing.

I am legitimately amazed I’ve not seen one here in extremely pro-Trump Central Alberta. 

Meh, speak for yourself. Bats are awesome, largely because they’re so damn quiet. They’ve got amazing sonar that operates outside of audible human hearing ranges; their wings are evolved to create little drag, making them incredibly quiet; and they hunt in the dark.

Imagine the Owl Spark (or something similar) as the next Batmobile. There’s lots of bulges in the rear to hide weapons/defensive measures. In matte black with matte black wheels it would be damn-near invisible at night.

Let Teddy drive.

Extremely close. 

*shakes hand

Nice. How about a ‘59 Cadillac convertible.

Yeah, I was expecting something a lot more problematic. It’s detecting something passing in front of it. That’s something I suppose. If only Elon had agreed to include a device that actually saw objects. I wonder what magic technology would’ve done that...

Or, better yet this one

This kind of reminds of the ICON-built Crown Victoria from a few years ago. 

My first question to the dealer would be “Can I swap the wheels out for something significantly less hideous?” Either that or I’m stopping at a tire/wheel shop on my way home. 

“ ‘... We don’t need the cars. We don’t need their lumber.’”

Right??!!

Be thankful that it’s only $200,000 in the States. Here’s a new Vantage at Aston Martin Vancouver. Note the price at the bottom. This is about $75,000CAD more than the simple exchange rate from $200,000 USD.

Ok, that was legitimately funny. Ozzyman’s voiceover video is priceless.