Bradley’s 37 (or something) cars and bikes, each in its own glorious state of (dis)repair, are strewn across the land like Nick Cannon’s children.

I dont always make mistakes when I work on my vehicles, but when I do, I almost always find out after I’ve buttoned everything back up and go to drive it.

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs

I drove around for at least a year without my new sticker because I simply forgot to put it on. Nobody pulled me over.

When I was in the Navy, the base cops twice scraped my parking sticker because they thought the plate sticker was out of date.

I expected a limited set of comments for this topic, but I did not expect “play by comment Battleship” which is all I can read this one as.

I would be willing to hold your beer if you go for it.

“Maybe it shouldn’t be”

we were driving in Arizona watching a fully overloaded logging truck dancing to and fro on the wheels, side to side, and flogged our rental Versa as hard as we could to get around it. You wonder how long the truck driver was going to white knuckle it before even he was done, he had to have been feeling that.

To be clear: NYPD is not looking for the real killer.  They’re just looking for someone to pin it on.

I assume it's going to unload itself, so pass quickly but safely.

Yeah seeing a pyramid of six inch pipe makes we want to pass the truck right away, came across a load of lumber like this outside Valemont, idiots were on the road picking it up on the highway, in a curve. 

I feel the same way about car transporters. I give those trucks a WIDE berth, especially if the road is on the bumpy side and the trailer’s bouncing around.

I refuse to be behind even pick ups with stuff in the bed. I’ve seen shit fly out too many times. Almost had a shovel take me out that flew off a landscapers trailer, absolutely terrifying.

...OEM bolts and washers that are beginning to show signs of their near-30-year age.

Please. It’s a chiseled slab of a car.

When I read this headline, I expected some real shit to have gone down. After reading the article, I can't help but wonder what these people's issue is. Sure, missing Antarctica is disappointing, but can you really blame the company for a random engine failure? Shit happens. They are even offering a 50% refund after ⅔…

JFC. Would they prefer the other option, that they risk the life of everyone aboard and the safety of the ship by proceeding on? Shit happens. I think a 50% refund is perfectly reasonable. I’m sure there’s language in the contract that addresses unforeseen issues like this. Want to go on a hunger strike? Sounds like a…

I am here for the pearl clutching.