Probably the most beautiful sedan ever made. And I say probably and not definitely because the E38 is right up there.

Yeah, the pending comments don’t always show up anymore. I long for the good old days of about six months ago where clicking on the “this post” link in notifications would load the page in a way that took you straight to your comment. Now it’s often too much of a bother to reply to a reply.

You and I must have wives with the same social programming. She does that shit wherever she goes whereas I want as little to do with anyone else as possible.

You’re really underestimating the sheer amount of cash Honda would print with a new one of these. 

I’ve fallen asleep before takeoff. Travelling companions have been equal parts jealous & impressed, only one irritated (as she was whenever focus shifted away from her).

I envy your ability to sleep on flights.

The Subaru SVX was my first thought. Good choice.

Was Johnny a Canadian schoolboy? That’s a lot of CanCon right there.

She’s sweat,
Wet,
Got her goin’ like a...diesel vette?

Bison are only cute when someone else is taking the close-up photos. In real life, they’re 2000 lbs of ornery horn-beast that respect nothing but blood and strength, and you have much less of both than they do. And they can run much, much faster than you think they could.

How many sheets of plywood can you carry in your focus?

Nope.

I do really like a patina on trucks provided it’s not artificial. There’s an F150 near me with faded paint but a low-rust body and it looks fantastic.

Look at you with your personal responsibility and reasonable take.

Enough with making everybody except the actual guilty party liable. This is just to facilitate financial transfers from a party that actually has money to the victim or victim’s estate. Just put breathalyzer ignition interlocks on every car and be done with it. (Of course then you’ll get drunk drivers asking a…

I’m so surprised on this. They’d sell the other one... but all their variable costs double! Including time spent selling another customer. Every single sales metric goes up except selling price, but surely there’s some value in not having to jerk someone off a second time?

I have a skidloader, and not once have i scraped my lawn. I do use it for dumb shit, though.

You can just buy a whole ring of equipment keys on ebay. At least thats what I hear.

Want to steal a Bobcat skid steer? Go to a Bobcat dealer, buy a key, drive up to an unattended machine in the middle of the night, fire it up, drive it onto a flatdeck and boom, free skidsteer.

LOL YES! A “snazzed up” (e.g. gaudy as fuck) old porn shop with every issue of Penthouse, Hustler, and Playboy from the 80's on display while clips of his “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” episode play on a loop. Smoke machines pump in literal smoke from cigars for ambiance.