Seriously! Canadians are the nicest people but their geese are straight up assholes.

Sometimes they’re sexually aroused. Believe me, it’s worse. 

Wait, there are Canada Geese that aren’t angry?

They operate the Dawn Treader, which is Captained by Commander Reepicheep.

You said erect.

Starred. And thanks for the reminder. They can take their carefully cultivated faux-bro culture with them too.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Good.

(and take your irritating exhaust pipes with you on the way out of the USDM)

Neutral: Would You Buy A New Harley If You Had The Money?

dont stress too much. its a junky collection that looks like it may be worth 300k tops. (besides that cobra, if it is a real cobra)

Amazingly no. I guess the rain must’ve helped...

This is dumb. +1

Yes, of course! :-)

There may have been a temporary upcharge from some insurers; just covering the bases..

Mother should I run for (Vice) President?

why is this so hard for y’all

#13 80 rap is trash? Spoken like a true millennial. The rap god dropped Rakim dropped “Follow the Leader” in ‘88 and no one can still touch his poetic ness and flow! NWA, De la Soul, Krs-One, Big Daddy Kane you can’t touch the diversity of the golden age of rap which is considered from ‘88-92. Btw 

Nice...

I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

You could always ride in the back.