Don’t believe everything (read, anything) Chris Kattan writes 

I see Krueger’s obsession with Hillary hasn’t gone away, even when writing about something that has nothing to do with politics.

“Mayor Pete gives all staffers the equivalent of family-level gold-plan coverage and a few hundred each in an FSA to help ease the pain of the deductible? What an extravagant wastrel! He’s either going to run his campaign dry before the election gets into full swing or have to compromise his stances and take tons of…

The writer’s here uniformly dislike mediocre white men who get more than they deserve. It’s a stance that I endorse.

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He’s big with people who get hard nipples when you say “pragmatic” or “access to affordable __”.

I honestly don’t get the appeal.

Here’s to that last breath!

Oh fuck the headline made me think it was actually Miller being appointed.

We’re fucked

Just wondering, are there any polls that don’t include Biden? 

Trump gather the boys around and whispered softly, “ So who wants to panty raid Ivanka’s room? Jared told me she just bought some new lacy pink thongs because her last pair went missing.”

Wow.

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

Let this game die already.

Sean Spicer has no reason to be sober.

Here are 20 GIFs from the hit show Pretty Little Liars that will give you life during the refugee crisis

FOR THE LOVE OF— Don't fucking do this. Please don't fucking do this. Don't trivialize what's going on politically, don't undermine an entertaining and harmless piece of pop entertainment. Everything about this is bad, dumb and wrong. Don't fucking do this.