JohnnyNosebleed
Johnny Nosebleed
JohnnyNosebleed

I feel that—to have a hard take on this—an individual has to similarly imagine themself to be the arbiter on a variety of life experiences over which no single person can claim dominion.
Meg’s an idiot who poses new perspectives for the minds of other idiots, and the average spectator can only say “there’s no way

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Boeing has previously seen difficulty with its 737 Max planes, which have recently been declared safe again by the FAA. But the five-year-old plane that crashed in China today was not one of the controversial Max planes.

Pete Davidson may just have not wanted to go. I wouldn’t want to go anywhere with Bezos’s name attached to any part of the experience. But Pete might just be scared of flying to space. Or being put in yet another PR situation, on top of this stupid relationship thing.

I’m 12.5 minutes into the special and as a white woman in her early 30s, you would think I’m the target audience for this but clearly I am missing something and I have no trouble believing that she is the worst. But I will also hear stories if you are in a sharing mood.

I got about 15 minutes in.  I have decided that I am not the target audience.  Have fun.  

Someday, Nunes is going to be old and retired and his grandchildren will come up to him and ask him what the hell was wrong with him after googling him.

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For my money, there’s no better exercise during the NFL season than to look at the bottom of the standings in order

He definitely has a large blind spot.

Lol this fucking country. 

“Ah fuck, it’s some steampunk dork.”

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The Middle Ages were a party. A smoldering party....

Its still an insult, just not a slur. The real insult is being compared to The Godfather Part III.

If I was with my family after such a tragedy, I wouldn’t even want President Camacho visiting with me. Who needs the publicity when all I’d want is private time.

How far back do you have to go to hit a President you’d prefer Trump over in terms of visiting you after a tragedy?

“I’m going to yell at you for liking one person than the other but then also yell about how I like one person and not the other.”

Nice TED talk, asshat.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

I realize you are congenitally incapable of complex thought, but please just shut up.