I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of…

Dale Jr. is a good man and is not representative of the NASCAR stereotype. He’s a lot more open-minded than he’s allowed to show, sadly.

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

No people should be cops!

The joke is that he’s stuck playing with the Wiz, not that he sucks.

Such a brave woman. Will there be no marches for the egged; for the persecuted lawyers and Goldwater-Reagan-George W. Bush girls? Have we no compassion for victims of breakfast food assault? Will we be so keen on turning a blind eye when the scalding hot Toaster Strudel icing starts flying, or when the bacon grease is…

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Equality is a Team Sport

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Oh my gosh this is wonderful!! And he looks so happy, hahaha.

Seriously, it’s about time to call on their bullshit the people who bring up the speech of “this is not the ‘right’ way to protest”, “those people aren’t activists, but vandals”, “rioting isn’t the answer”, “blocking traffick is wrong”, “you’re disturbing the life of others”!

Elsewhere, President Trump ate lobster, steak, and chocolate soufflé

I can see you

Seems as if the student who filmed that high school buzzer beater has only been painting portraits in art class.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

That graph is really awkward to use. I can only hope interactive graph building becomes automated.