Judges: Dylan, if you win, what will you do with your money?

Simmons may be something of a blowhard these days, but his writing is still great when he wants it to be, and he’s at least somewhat self-aware of his own ego. Taking ESPN’s side would be like rooting for the Joker because you’re pissed at Harvey Dent.

Fans of ancient history will remember that Keith Olbermann first left ESPN in 1997 after he made an unauthorized appearance on Craig Kilborn’s Daily Show.

It’s pretty hard to get me to root for Simmons, but if his appearance yesterday on Patrick’s show was the final nail in the coffin, then count me as a part of Team Simmons on this one. That would be utter bullshit...and keeping in line with the kind of fuckery that ESPN engages in, so yeah.

Hey, Ogre, when did the Alpha Beta house get Wifi?

Jon Stewart is probably better at sports than you. Hell, homey was a D-1 college soccer player. You play any D-1 scholarship ball in any sport? He’s smarter than you, more athletic than you and most assuredly more financially comfortable than you. Maybe you should just stfu.

AROD, You’re The Best? I’m confused...

There’s no “M” in his anagram.

it is common knowledge in the legal industry that reports like this generally are written for the benefit of the purchaser.

When Gar/Pax hired Thibs, they did not know he was going to play his starters 40-44 minutes a game, every game (seriously, why have the fragile Rose, or Noah, who’s knee cartilage is more depleted than a Nutella jar at Rosie O’Donnell’s House, on the floor in a 30 point blowout), thus wearing them out during the…

The conflict with Thibodeau amazes me. One, I can’t imagine players tuning him out because yeah, there’s not a better coach out there.

They’re joking that they’re going to go to inflate them because they’re fed up with Brady bitching at them for not deflating them enough. It’s pretty clear.

Definitely due to the deflated balls. Not Chicago’s 30th ranked pass defense.

So in 2 days we’ve gone from Lebron being the worst player on the court in a playoff game to Sessions being the best player on the court in a playoff game. I think some nerd’s algorithm just broke into a billion pieces.

“But James shot 9 for 22 from the field and took just two foul shots.”

Counterpoint: Yes

Whuh? Austin Rivers is not a good basketball player. I’m just saying: if he hadn’t screwed it up, that might actually have looked like a good play!

“Now the Americanskis know. We have a couple goals of our own.”

So the rapist went #1 but no one will touch this guy with a ten foot pole because he gets sad and/or anxious sometimes?

Which Bull are you?