I’m a Lions fan too, and picking just one is not fucking easy...

Literally anyone else - Browns fan

Why did this article happen? Is this like when cops pull people over at the end of the month so they can meet their quotas?

Err Jordan?

You think you’re Louis C.K. We get it.

The NBA has decided not the punish the Rockets, since being in Houston is punishment enough.

Extremely rude.

Please do keep us up to date. Archie is my cousin. I've had to watch on game tracker because Oklahoma cable doesn't cover D backs games. I'm praying this doesn't hurt his chances for a good season. He's been off to a really promising start since just making the big league roster.

He’s right though, the cops didn’t hurt Gray or mess him up. They killed him.

Yep. That's where he lost me. Disappointing.

I blame the department and let me tell you why. They praise rookie officers. They’ll go around making a 100 arrests a month, and they’ll praise them. These rookie officers will do anything to get an arrest because they want more praise, you know what I’m saying? This is the result of it. They arrested Gray for some…

Perkins isn’t suspended? Cavs are fucked.

The Truth hurts

But with the winning team cheap-shotting the losing team?

Perkins lets down the Celtics one more time.

Just going to leave this here (Mohammad was ejected....). Which one looks worse?

He’s got a fake smile and shitty work ethic. He reminds me of Jamarcus Russell. He’s got bust written all over him.

GREAT Kinja.

71% FT shooter. Good. Not great. Keep practicing those meaningless trick shots though.

But that doesn’t serve Deadspin’s anti-Boston agenda. You dig?