JohnnyNosebleed
Johnny Nosebleed
JohnnyNosebleed

NO BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT USHER DOING/SAYING?!

It almost perfectly describes my Netflix usage, actually.

Pipe down, millennial.

Notice the avatar choices of many of the tweets above.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

the soccer agenda is pushed by both urban hip liberals and rich suburbanites. gettin attacked from all sides

Drake?

He completely bolstered his wonky image and seemed like much less of a robo pol. I don't think it's gonna hurt him at all.

No shit was lost in this video. Relax with the click bait headlines. It's not like there were smaller than average cocks and balls in slingshot here.

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

Which team would be the most fun to watch with LeBron added to their squad? I say the Wizards. I know there's no way it happens, but Wall/Beal/James would be a helluva core.

I need oven mitts to handle this take

It's my video, and I took it down because of copyright issues. YouTube had said it was banned in certain countries, so I deleted it. Uploading again now, should be up in a little while.

You're wrong. You don't think people in other parts of the world propogate culturally insensitive stereotypes about America?

So you're geeked as hell about the World Cup, cranking out article after article about it, despite it costing billions of dollars that could have been better spent improving life for ordinary Brazilians.

Dredd is superior to The Raid in almost every conceivable category.

Look. I get that there's a lot of stupid, unfair criticism of Lebron, Bosh, and the Heat. And I agree that a lot of it is wrong, over-the-top, and pointless. I get that.