As a joke, this is not bad. Needs a bit of work, but I like the thought. Keep it up.

Pictured: the guy they might draft

That was a fun win for the Pacers. I look forward to seeing the Heat in the finals

It was a bar at the University of Iowa.

DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT, YOU NEGATIVE NANCY!

Yeah, but I bet it took him less than 1,300 words to explain how to make a sandwich.

"I liken Messi and Ronaldo to Mozart and Salieri: One is an artist, the other an artisan."—Greg Lalas

Cute might not be the word I would have picked. The real question is why can't it close its mouth while standing on its hind legs.

I think his message was heard loud and clear, man. I guess we'll know soon enough.

You are an ass.

Nope. Only the hand with the ball, and that wasn't the hand that was struck. They got the call wrong, and it's not in doubt.

An overlay of the MLB map and the NBA map would reveal a not insignificant amount of people who root for the Celtics and the Yankees. I cannot imagine a more insufferable group of human beings.

"We had to sign a signed affidavit that she was not dating me just because I was a football player," Ikard said

I'm ashamed to admit that, as someone who has played and watched basketball most of their life, I don't understand block/charge calls. In the first example here, if Pierce "did everything right" and LeBron initiated the contact, why did Pierce get the foul? I'm aware that part of the answer to the randomness is, well,…

I'm fucking tired of the jump through a vertical guy foul call. I don't want to see Westbrook just fling himself at a defender's torso and get to the line, I want to see Parker spin past someone and, if he's drawing a foul, I want it to be the more obvious 'defender swing-through'.

why is this a post?

why is this a post? do people really know know to do this?

In his defense, it's probably not fair to single out his homophobia. I, for one, am willing to give him credit and say that Marshall Henderson probably has very dumb thoughts about a lot of other things, too.

"Incidental Kitten Genocide" would make a fine band name.