Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]

You're a turd.

This reminds me of how sick Dan Savage got of hearing defensive Christians say "we're not all like that!" in response to every story about fundamentalist homophobia, as though Christians were the real victims here. His argument was that as long as they didn't actively speak out against those elements in their…

Why is there so much NBA stuff on deadspin and not hocke.?.....No just kidding fuck hockey.

Remember when Derrick Rose was a thing?

Westbrook's attempted piggyback ride looks way more interesting.

The NBA really needs to go back to best of 5 for the first round. These series take three weeks...

maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

I'd hardly call what you did "reading."

You will never see Tweets like this from Flyers fans.

Or, you could go to the Mario Kart 8 website and listen to them there, without the ads. Don't support Freebooting!

I'm opening my own bar in Boston with the Ryan Lochte Derek Jeter tribute name Jeah Yeets. Specialize is eats, the special is beets.

You work for Deadspin. That shit's your bread and butter...

Having grown up with The Turtles, I think I'm as displeased as anyone at first reaction. However, I feel like we're really looking at this from a pretty narrow angle; had we not grown up on one long-enduring context for them, I don't think we'd be that taken aback. By this point, we're pretty well conditioned to not…

Guys.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

Drake: [writes song about it]

I have to ask, is that a Raymond Carver inspired title? What We Talk About When We Talk About Love is one of my favourite anthologies of fiction, tied joint first with Greg Egan's Axiomatic.