I’ve heard the phrase “saying the quiet part loud” more in the past month or two than I have in the entirety of my life beforehand. It’s weird how phrases sometimes seem to hit a cultural moment like that.

I wonder how a lot of the hometown fans will see it (or, as the douchier ones call themselves, “team owners”). I’ve got a lot of family up in that region. They had an allegiance to McCarthy that I could only assume had to do with shared physique.

Man, he can have New York. I hope the subways create a fucking sinkhole and swallow Jeff Bezos up whole.

That sounds biased. 

It was originally hamsterdance.com, but they had to swap it out last minute. That’s why.

Don’t worry, the jury will be back in after a the court’s boofing session.

Man, those numbers got shut down pretty quick. I dug up a link from the Wayback so I could tell Graham to do a reversal on the GOP modus operandi and go fuck himself for a change, but it was already disconnected. What a bummer.

Since his office’s phone inbox is full, I’m inclined to ask... has anyone ever tried faxing a politician? I’d assume they just have their printers hooked up to their shredders by now, but I feel like an email would still be the most ignored medium by these geriatric old white dudes.

Sold out?

No problem, pops.
xoxo

Nah, man. I don’t care if you’re all about getting pitted to d-beats and collecting Slap-a-Ham records, or if you’re some shy nerd going “who’s punk what’s the score.” I’m just letting the kids know that name-dropping Joe Strummer and tagging a few safety pins on your clothes doesn’t constitute as cultural…

The Sex Pistols can qualify, too.
Is that you in your profile pic?

“Sod off wanker,” really?

That’s a solid smattering of Clash references there.
That said, I never got how Joe Strummer and The Clash got a punk reputation on dull bar blues-cum-dub rock tracks. “They can stuff their punk credentials//cause it’s them that take the cash.”

In case anyone was looking to respond to #1 rape fan Mister Alighieri, check out his comment history to get a sense of the intellectual black hole you’re venturing into, because it’s a bottomless void of shitposting from a dude with a lot of free time to defend some remarkably asinine causes.

Tangential question: why do people go to OU? I used to visit a friend who lived in OKC for a bit, and that whole state is a fucking bummer. The college experience has too much life-shaping potential to be wasted in Oklahoma.

I hate that meme.

Have you ever heard about how she treats her staff and writers? Apparently she’s a pretty awful person to work for, and other comedians have mentioned that her television celebrity status has kind of allowed her to feel above the rest of them socially. I have no opinion about her either way because I never watch her (l…

Dude’s worth more than 1.6 million families. It’s legitimately impossible to fathom that amount.