Yep. Buy drugs. Because that’s what crypto is for.

Man, I was hoping to see a comments section brimming with takes of all different temperatures. I don’t think there’s a single editorialization on this that I won’t find unnecessary and idiotic to some degree or another, be it either positive or negative.

I have so many playlists, but I’m still always adding to them or skipping around impulsively. That’s one thing I miss about the indivisibly long sides of mixtapes. Still a high art form, in my humble opinion.

Fun fact: pretty much every military skirmish the US has been a part of (minus WWII; you can argue the finer details of that one) has been motivated by imperialism obfuscated by exceptionalist rhetoric and has, in part, created some of the worst components of nearly every thing we call a threat, whether it’s ISIL, the…

Why white people? I feel like most white people are corporate-favoring neoliberals who prefer it when the status quo doesn’t rattle the paradigm that favors them...

I imagine this isn’t the place to ask, but...

I mean, you’re making an assertion that their de facto response is that, but really, what kind of dumb storefront wage slave makes enough to try and fight that shit? Besides, it’s likely not the profit margins that are recovering that loss, but rather insurance. Either way, the company probably isn’t sweating a loss…

I think he has a bit of that Rondo-styled value to him where he’s good with the Celtics right now (especially under Stevens), but I think his value will slowly tank as he rotates his way down to small market teams hoping for a one-man solution to patching their defense.

Save for an attempt to bring Pat Riley back in the fold, Lebron never got to play under a solid coach. I wonder if how much of that was intentional?

I’m genuinely surprised how many liberal friends of mine are extatic about her, but hated Bernie’s platform. I feel like, once the baby boomers finish dying out, progressivism could easily usurp common neoliberal leftism. 

The party leaders blow, and you don’t understand the term “socialist.”

A “reliever” is what I call it when I make it to the toilet. And really, shitting my britches on the way to a destination results in what I call a “shortstop.”
This is why I never played baseball as a kid.

I’ve always thought Musk was a chump-ass prick, but I’m glad he’s at least expanding his shitbird routine in written form, too.

Yo, anyone else here secretly harbor cult-era Squeaky as your fav Manson boo?

What about the deflective and increasingly popular standby “problematic?”

I got offered a freelance gig once that involved creating backlinks for editing Wiki pages and getting rich peoples’ shenanigans off of Google’s first page. I turned it down, natch, but later looked up the people running the “startup” and found a cease and desist on the two of them on the first page of a Google…

...would akratic capitalism be a better example? When you’re swinging for a simile, you aim for sensationalism, not esotericism, just like in the game.

Yeah, and I chose to chase bumps with a fifth in college, even though I always regretted it the next day. I mean, women choose to be cheerleaders, and have you seen the shit they go through? I got no dog in this fight because cosplay and the dudes who fetishize it are a mystery to me, but D. Walker was swinging at…

Or she could code futuristic dental-adjacent machines. I imagine coding still has safer occupational enclaves outside of Delos than most dentistry; dentists have a lot of pointy utensils, after all.

I mean, yeah, but that Susperia exists, so there’s no loss to be mourned. At worst, there’s just a “non-remake” remake that you can ignore. Or you can follow that road all the way to its conclusion and ultimately watch the new one, debate about a bit, and ultimately regress to yelling at people about how “the original…