A lot of his proclivities have been in the public eye for some time, so it’s not surprising so much as it is odd that his reputation hasn’t been in decline for a good while.

The Kotaku comments section is a children’s ball pit inhabited by adolescent adults with a narrow worldview who have strong opinions about weak topics. I wouldn’t spend too long there.

And I say that as someone who is not entirely sure who this Cardi B person is.

Her music fucking blows. If you’re all about the backstory, then watch a shitty Hollywood melodrama.

Now, I don’t want to reignite the Regional Pizza Wars or start a RPWII, but when it comes to midwestern pizza styles, I’m gonna throw all the Chicagoans under the bus and say that Detroit style pizza is king of the non-NY pies.

So many neigh-sayers. Give the dude a break; he’s used to riding foals.

Between work, home, graphic design, and sound design, I have a PC, a Windows laptop, and two MacBooks. Fuck anyone who cares about either.

Not to spur an inane debate but, I use to think Mane and Tail was pretty hot to trot when it came to managing my man mane. Honestly, though, I switched over to keeping sulfate-free shampoos in my stable, and I sometimes saddle up with an apple cider vinegar wash followed up with a dash of argan oil after I dry off to…

“All of the stress and frustration that I find myself in now is nothing compared to the pain and distress you have caused these women.”

Gray all day.

This must’ve slipped out of the margins on my copy of “What Happened.”

Elon Musk has been the wet dream of a lot of C-levels I’ve worked for; he embodies leftist ideals that make people socially acceptable to the common masses, while still managing to use his ideas as components of his perfect capitalist machine.
To me, he’s just another suit masquerading as a genius and pretending he’s…

Sweet long-distance McNair blowjob.

I’m not going to go down the list while typing on my phone, but I like Warren a lot, and her relationship with Raytheon is pretty indicative of why standards should always be placed on ideals and not individuals.

Ah, now it’s time to pretend Brett Hundley (who?) is better than Kaepernick, thus allowing the status quo to remain level in two ways: fat cheesehead honkeys won’t have to make excuses on why they’re willing to give Kaep a chance, and Mike McCarthy can piss away another season of missed opportunities with some no-name…

Even then, I don’t think labels have that much muscle anymore. Furthermore, the exposure I have to commercial pop music seems to suggest that the big female artists which have stronger label marketing are in the headlines about as regularly as male acts. In fact, I don’t know of more than a couple non-female artists…

Oh, his wife is black?
Cool.
That clears it up. I’m glad we’re giving him the Alex Jones benefit of the doubt that the character he plays is absolved because it’s a character he’s doing for money.
Oh, and did you hear? His wife is black! There’ no way he can be racist then!

What’s to research? It’s all right there: the dude love trolling. It’s hardly a hitpiece if it’s taking one of (allegedly) most famous music reviewers and saying “this is the other half of his output.” Would it be a hitpiece to report on Roman Polanski’s non-directorial ventures? Read it or don’t, but it’s all there.

The dude’s reviews are an insult to anyone who cares about music. His scope in a thousand miles wide and an inch deep. All he’s done is taken the old Pitchfork format of waxing poetic about what feelings the songs give him, and ran with it, adding those dumb YouTube quick-edits and shit to make it more palpable for…

Nah, this is the fuckin’ anthem: