What kind of low-standards leads anyone to title their article "Holy Shit [...]"?

On it's own, cultural mash-ups are becoming progressively more obnoxious (how many video game/HBO show/Dr Who shirts does the world really need?), but I think the idea here is mostly cool by virtue of the extent that it's being taken to. A couple years back, when my friend got started on his pages, I never figured it…

I feel like I've read a hundred permutations of these joke dialogue exchanges over the course of Rose's physical injuries, and this is one of them.

Looks like someone on Wikipedia erroneously fancies themselves clever at the moment:

Ha ha ha. You're a dumb asshole.

I like how, when he left, the broad assumption was that he was basically losing it. If anything, it seems he's holding himself together more capably and reasonably that most of his contemporaries.

I love this so much.

To Serve And Protect (the Emirati).

The previous generations were do lucky that they didn't have to deal with athletes and social media...

I'd like a refund on my time spent watching this, thanks.

I hate how sensible this post is.

Craigslist has a backdated subculture to it just reeking of mothballs and predatory vibes, but... as a musician, I've gotten some great deals from weirdos on there selling gear.
And c'mon, an article saying that craigslist is full of idiots? That should feel like a redundant observation to anyone whose ever been on the…

Woof.

There is nothing quite as American as the idea that charity negates superfluity.

Given that the broad term "traditional American" is a very small niche with limited popularity, the question I have is... does it even count?

A few more articles about the topic, please.

"Journalism"

If nothing else, this is going to contribute richly to some real mouthbreathers drooling their way through the comments section, and in that respect, we may all be winners here.

So, the problem here is that they themed something after jacking off?
Filed to: Much ado about nuthin'.