Restore my faith in humanity as in "these .gifs will qualify the rape charges against Jameis Winston"?

Speaking of a swing and a miss...

*3 was actually a Google search, despite the self-plug for higher learning.

If nothing else, I gotta say that this is finally the season where Carmelo caught up to Kobe's level.

Kotaku isn't one-sided like that; they like to find marketable journalistic value in even the most abysmal content.

I wonder about that all the time. With his current play in mind, it's nearly impossible to imagine him ever having been a positive contributor, but for a short while he somehow was.

See also: Motörhead

I thought the replies this post got were a bummer... then I checked out the Facebook comments. Oof.

I think there's a handful of people that find it nice in comparison to the way a lot of major teams are run in any sport. I know it's just a small chunk of the Midwest that feels that way, but I find it somewhat refreshing. There's always 31 other teams you can give a shit about, anyway.

My kitty is trying his hardest to feign indifference to being left out of the competition:

What's with all this "poor Wal-Mart" nonsense in the comments?
Punks be punkin'. I'd rather some have clever little cretin brazenly take their shots at Wal-Mart than see Wal-Mart surreptitiously screw over their own drone army (which is inevitable, anyway). They're insured up the ass and they're run by the Waltons,…

Luckily, I guess his kid serves as that buffer.

For better or worse, the comments section here only seems to exist for people to rattle off puns.

Oh cool, another pop-culture fuckpuppet riding the wave...

Oops. I accidentally read this. My bad.

This is like a shitty version of a ClickHole article, minus the humor.

lol

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Sometimes I see these posts and think "oh man, someone must've had to hit a deadline," and then I see how much insipid discussion the author participates in and realize the whole scenario is somehow dumber than I thought.