"Journalism"

If nothing else, this is going to contribute richly to some real mouthbreathers drooling their way through the comments section, and in that respect, we may all be winners here.

So, the problem here is that they themed something after jacking off?
Filed to: Much ado about nuthin'.

Restore my faith in humanity as in "these .gifs will qualify the rape charges against Jameis Winston"?

Speaking of a swing and a miss...

*3 was actually a Google search, despite the self-plug for higher learning.

If nothing else, I gotta say that this is finally the season where Carmelo caught up to Kobe's level.

Kotaku isn't one-sided like that; they like to find marketable journalistic value in even the most abysmal content.

I wonder about that all the time. With his current play in mind, it's nearly impossible to imagine him ever having been a positive contributor, but for a short while he somehow was.

See also: Motörhead

I thought the replies this post got were a bummer... then I checked out the Facebook comments. Oof.

I think there's a handful of people that find it nice in comparison to the way a lot of major teams are run in any sport. I know it's just a small chunk of the Midwest that feels that way, but I find it somewhat refreshing. There's always 31 other teams you can give a shit about, anyway.

My kitty is trying his hardest to feign indifference to being left out of the competition:

What's with all this "poor Wal-Mart" nonsense in the comments?
Punks be punkin'. I'd rather some have clever little cretin brazenly take their shots at Wal-Mart than see Wal-Mart surreptitiously screw over their own drone army (which is inevitable, anyway). They're insured up the ass and they're run by the Waltons,…

Luckily, I guess his kid serves as that buffer.

For better or worse, the comments section here only seems to exist for people to rattle off puns.

Oh cool, another pop-culture fuckpuppet riding the wave...

Oops. I accidentally read this. My bad.

This is like a shitty version of a ClickHole article, minus the humor.

lol