I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Black president

Thank you! I’ve been telling the same thing to my slaves for years.

ALL THE MEN [are] to blame for Donald Trump

It’s opposite writing. Great writing tells you what happens and lets you infer how people feel. These examples tell you exactly how you should feel and forces you to guess what happened. The writers know they’re only supposed to do one of the two things but they keep guessing incorrectly.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

Guy really knows how to jam the receiver.

Homeboy needs to take that Christmas tree down.

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

That lady shouldn’t turn her nose up at the idea so quickly. Think about all the loyal Patriots fans in the Boston area who would kill to have that story read out loud to them.

Thanks,

Yes, I thought that too. Imagine if stunt drivers or race drivers actually thought that. “I am preparing to die on this next lap. Tell the crew I love them.”

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

"And to my guardian angel, Dawn Howard, I continue to feel you and hear your voice in every thing I do...all the way do to the subtle "Hey, be careful...that idiot who just scored is gonna pretend to drop his pants and poop out a football...you may want to hasten that cut," Howard said.