I don't understand "rivery".

If the name of the Bills' quarterback isn't "QB BILLS", it's bush league.

I thought I'd grown up in the Boston area, but the best I can glean from Carr's "article" and the ensuing comments is that I was actually in 18th-century Appalachia all along! Spooky.

How is Beezleboras going to prevent this kid from ending up in Washington or Houston?

Thundercats...no.

As a one-time future Fordham alumnus, I am embarrassed by the writing in that piece.

Kansas City. No one lives there.

According to the video, the non-contact version of the sport is pronounced "hawkey". That's how you know what they're talking aboot.

There are certain sections of Dodger Stadium that could serve as the setting for a fifth season of "Prison Break".

Are short shorts going into the hall with Stockton? I believe he was the last NBA player to wear them.

Given that about 80% of my blog posts are created primarily out of a desire to be cross-linked on Deadspin, you guys have just given me a lot of free time.

@Her?: Glad I double-checked the existing posts before submitting my clever Ben Affleck-resemblance comment.

Totally worth the risk. Babies come and go, but day-glo softballs are forever.

You can sell your used Subtle Butts back to a food vendor, who will then repurpose them as nachos.

"...if a person finishes the Fifth Third Burger in one sitting, the team will offer up a Fifth Third Burger T-shirt."

Jose Canseco: The Noid of baseball.

I'm worried about ATM University's future given today's economic climate.

If dat first shit aint fake, the robots have won.

He was protected by his magic Mormon underpants.