Everybody knows that Polish people can't dance.

"Opening day tickets were the most sought after and the hardest to get. Many were sold online.

Wyoming has an airport?

The Clip never should have left San Diego. Frankly, it's where the Anaheim Langangelos of Cakeandeat should go as well.

So Oden is like Benjamin Button without the progress.

What, what?

I figured he'd end up somewhere flashy—like Hell, not Purgatory.

@Thundercracker: That is precisely as far as I made it before deciding that this kid should get jail time.

You're in big trouble, University of Southern California.

I was right!

What's great about radio "personalities" is that in no way are they often broken, quivering shells of disturbed human beings.

Jesus wouldn't let him do it. All those big hills in San Francisco are just too sexual.

This is already a much better deal than the one Old Yeller got.

I think most of Miles' Rawls time will be served for his assassination of the English language.

"'Hasselbeck'—close enough."

Dan "Thunder" Majerle: still got it.

Does this count as rehab?

What's ironic is that A-Rod probably started out eating tiger penis simply for the flavor.

@Mike_Oxenfudge: And now the Knicks have the money to revive Cats.

James Woods was at the game, pulling for PC. His powers are boundless.