I can never follow these telenovellas.
I can never follow these telenovellas.
Jesus wants this team to lose, anyway, so the issue is moot.
The internet and I are totally fighting now.
Same thing happened to Marmaduke.
A baby ate my dingo!
Was "Suck Muppet" taken?
Rule Number One in an ill-conceived attempt at changing one's image is to adopt a foreign accent. Little mystery as to where A-Roid might have picked up that tip.
@spinachdip: @Rock You Like An Iracane: Edmonton is 1684 miles from Toronto...but I don't think that would make a difference to Americans if the Raptors changed their name to the "Michael J. Foxes". Let's get that petition started.
@Kid Canada: As recently as Super Bowl Sunday, a friend and I were discussing Canada's (remaining) contribution to the NBA. Would you agree or disagree that the Raptors absolutely, positively have to change their name before they can change their luck? Yes, velociraptors were in vogue at the time of the franchise's…
Q: Would it approach hubris for me to suspect that the Celtics are deliberately keeping games close to make them exciting at the end?
Perhaps Brady should appease Shaughnessy by releasing a follow-up photo that shows him punching Gisele in the face in retaliation. Because girls are gross!
As a human being, I feel bad for the crying Giants fan.
This is just like what happened between Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman on that submarine.
This is a real firestorm of embarrassment for the family, though not as badly as was the movie Firestorm.
10/1 Eli believes that he's seated next to the one true Mickey Mouse.
I just want to be clear on this: the difference between a fat baby and an internet-famous fat baby is a line drawn on its face?
Brett Favre isn't going to Twitter until they figure out how to install it on his ColecoVision.
It's almost impressive that Farvararve's ego (essentially) singlehandedly kept two teams out of the playoffs. (One of which—the Patriots—actually deserved to be there...at least in light of the fact that a freaking 8-8 team is—GODDAMMIT I HATE YOU FARARVARVARVARVE.)
"...several words in this sentence, however, have."
"Sarlacc Pit: The College Years"