Given how artlessly the TBS announcers changed their tune from "the Rays look unstoppable" to "please don't change the channel", I'm thinking they got a phone call from their bosses.

@NovakAintNoJokovic: You find that photographic reference more obtuse than the cat?

Tampa Bay should be banned from the postseason for their use of C+C Music Factory.

@chuckv: Well stated.

What does TBS stand for, again—"To jink, Big jinx, Superjinx"?

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Hey, hey....some of us are on PST.

Is there a record for a catcher with the fewest functional knees hitting a home run in the postseason?

@bazooka_tooth: I know, right? It's inherently redundant to apply the "bandwagon" tag to "fans" of a team that is younger than O.J. Simpson's first trial.

@metroville: ("in the name OF", that is...)

@gyroball: Your adult beverage sacrificed itself for the greater good. In the name Yawkey, Brookline, and Lansdowne...amen.

@metroville: I meant the 7th. Maybe I have been drinking...unlike all those non-believers who went to bed!

As a Red Sox fan since long before 2004, here's hoping that the bandwagoners burned all of their Boston gear after the top of the 6th.

That Sox pitcher who came in for the 2nd inning looked a lot like the one who barely escaped the first. (Is that racist?)

Harvey Keitel was right to call him a Schmendrick.

@shea_guevara: I thought it was The Curse of Not Being Willing to Acknowledge Exactly Where Their Team Is Located.

Dude looks like a knuckle.

Corporal Barnes, could you show me where in your scouting report are the directions to the locker room?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You're a girl-drink drunk.

The Bulgarians needed this loss in order to finance their inspiring training montage.

I know exactly what show Simmons was talking about: