I was unaware the WNBA had been around for that long.

Does Vis realize that he's hurling questions into a void? Or is he just too sad and lonely to deal with that?

Wally the Warthog also doesn't understand what all the fuss over glory holes is about. As far he's concerned, it's just a snug fit.

I'm a tiny Lakers fan, so I couldn't see that last play.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: I'm curious as to the intended outcome of the experiment. "How to Turn Yourself Into a Wall Some of the Time", perhaps?

The Disney Corporation can see the future!*

@Camp Tiger Claw: +1

"The woman also claimed Albert forced her to use his mouth as a human toilet."

As bad as Carlsbad is, I never expected Legoland.

McDyess wasn't the only player who turned back the clock last night: Rajon Rondo seemed to think that it was 1991 and he was Michael Jordan, what with his attempting to thread the needle every time he touched the ball regardless of the four or five defenders who collapsed to the hoop every time.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Please. My joke was more racialist than yours. And neither one was as racialist as, say...polio blankets.

Whiteface?? Those are some racist fans.

Somebody wrote a book about the Portland Trailblazers? And it wasn't Chuck Palahniuk?

Can't stop for commas or contractions. It's the ESPN featured comment of the day, after all.

"Don Flamenco vs. King Hippo: This is a Major Circuit match." — LittleMac87

Pierce has been underrated for Garnett's whole career? What is that, a Jumble?

I like how all of his videos have the aesthetic of a "last will and testament" recording.

@The Trying Too Hard To Look Young Face: @Silky John-STON!: Deadspin: Where subtlety bounces off the foreheads of its commenters like a five-cent Super Ball.

"Good to see Harry Connick, Jr. play a song after Katrina."

@algiers4: I got Ken Tremendous' point (the Tolstoy line), and I got Jeffrey Ross' (the Bea Arthur joke)...I'm just wondering if you're ever going to get back to your own point.