@algiers4: If Tolstoy had believed himself to be as true a representative of literature as you fancy yourself to be of the blogosphere, he would have had the good sense to fuck himself.

@algiers4: Buzz Bissinger thanks you for validating his opinion of the level of discourse on this website.

Bay-bee? Ruuuuth.

At least when Red Sox fans miss high-fives, we have the excuse of being blind drunk.

"Had the Celtics both time-traveled and taken five games to to win a series in four games, I probably would have had to reconsider my whole 'X'- and 'Y'-axis theory." - ReneDescartes

"How many triple-doubles will it take for our homes to be rebuilt?" - ResidentsOfTheActualCalliopeHo...

Kerry Wood dislocated his shoulder posing for that picture.

Laura Branigan: Returns Her Shoulder Pads

"After a demoralizing career decision, Al Pacino has to solve his own murder within 88 minutes."

A riot? Over hockey?

"ALF is my cat-sitter choice, but I'm not going to give him Whiskers just yet."

I was somehow able to disapprove twice, but that's the least Joe Morgan deserves.

@Dread-Pirate-Dave-Roberts: But in Rice's and Buckner's defense, they (along with Dennis Eckersley) actually wore their current hairstyles in the 80s. Boggs' offering is, quite perplexingly, a fresh look for him.

This would be charming if it were, say, an eight-year-old doing it.

DasTar HeelAgain, you can lower your arm now. You're alone, and no one is going to high-five you for that comment.

Kenny would have had an easier time interviewing "Leon."

@MiggytheTiggy: Daly will have to wait in line behind the dissenters from the realm of baseball. First up: Bartolo Colon, the Jogging Cow.

Some one should fight this ruling in court, and then we'll have Deer Jurisprudence.

Deadspin looks ready to not give me credit the first time they feature one of my responses. — not actually darthv247

"Once-in-a-lifetime" game or not, that—and the 500 or so other fights that didn't make it onto YouTube—is precisely why I opted to stay far away from the Coliseum on Saturday.