The real victims yesterday were the fantasy baseball managers who'd waited years to land Pujols on their teams and finally did so this season, only to see Albert's show of thanks to them be erased.

How come when Hulk Hogan crossed over into boxing, nobody raised an eyebrow?

He's trying to hump the devil right back into the team's name.

@Big Daddy Drew: Pat Benatar has a different take on the matter.

"I'm shocked everyone's picking the Rebellion. The Empire has the Death Star." — darthv247

It's not the UCLA players that people hate so much, it's their racist, racist fans. And they're all like, "wicked pissah!"

Does a Bronson Arroyo CD come included?

"It's been several seconds since you asked me for my reaction to Canseco's claim. I'm not here to talk about the past."

@Jerkwheat: Do you accept PayPal?

That's a pretty boastful online handle for Bartolo Colon to be using, even if he did include his weight with it.

@JohnCocktosten: As proven once again among the Deadpsin commenters, only people who like the Red Sox are racist.

This is racial profiling. Everybody blames the Irish.

Another thing jameswfergie just doesn't see?

San Diego's Johnson & Johnson = no more tears...

As far as UConn goes, I haven't seen a team less interested in trying to win a basketball game since...well, since UConn against George Mason last year.

Well, at least they won't have to take another 18-hour flight once the season is underway.

What was the inspiration for the imaging on UConn's uniforms? Tron?

You know where that smug and miscalculated State Farm commercial with people standing on red dots meets my hatred for it?

Hillary's waiting until after the championship game to fill out her brackets.

@UkraineNotWeak: I think you mean "Thurvive."