I said it on Facebook, and I'll say it here: the book's disparagement of Huey Lewis is unwarranted and deeply offensive.

I figured Marmaduke had people on the inside.

When you wear Pete Carroll, people will forget that you are actually an unskilled football coach whose reason for failure in the NFL—that you let players run all over you—is the same one that brought you success in college.

That's entrapment. They were projecting a Robin Yount highlight reel on her backside.

Give the man credit for disproving the widely-held tenet that there couldn't be a stupider way to spell "Chris" than the way Criss Angel does it.

Dear Women of America:

The Species series sure has legs.

It worked! Everybody likes me now!

@The Chompman: They're good with the nuts and bolts (updates, finance tracking, etc.), but they've got no soul.

Does this mean I'll have to move my baseball league to—gasp—CBS Sportsline?

He was probably a Jets fan on Saturday.

You know what never gets blowed out? Sharp whistles.

At least this is more tasteful than Topps' original idea of showing the Red Sox hoisting up Billy Crystal's corpse.

Do the Suns get Fu-Schnickens as part of the deal?

@metroville: Er...11-6. (Me math no so good.)

@VTBen: 10-7.

No sequel for you, Brian Dennehy.

Dang, 19-0 is no longer available on Amazon. They've still got this "placeholder" title, though.

If I were a cheatin' cock wrangler (and who among us isn't, it one way or another?), I'd find out whatever the hell KFC uses to pump up their chickens and use that. Motherfucker'd be half monkey by the time it got into the ring.

@UkraineNotWeak: I think you mean "minutes", not "days".