They arrive in Arizona dressed in all black, yet, only what appears to be half the team gets the memo. Most [of] the young guys are dressed in street clothes or alternative-colored suits. Great.

The haters won't stand for this level of objectivity, Leitch.

Fox really screwed up announcing the final score, though. Can you imagine if a team with Eli Manning as its quarterback actually won the Super Bowl? Hilarious.

An intelligently-rendered and amusing piece, to be certain, yet it contains a glaring miscalculation:

@Gordon Bombay: That's the tightest rhyme to be borne of "The Simpsons" since Bart was kept from going to the boat show.

I hope it didn't get back to the Gipper before he died that his name never even came up.

That statement amounts to a plethora of confusion and falsehoods.

@the intrepid spaceman spiff: That took a bite out of my nutritious belief that capital letters don't make things funnier.

I don't why everyone here is getting all riled up over the missive of a person who still refers to his underwear as "underpants"...he can't be more than six years old. Get a hold of yourselves, you Patriot-hating animals.

Now let's go get some of that Saturday Night Beaver.

"Where did her boobs go?"

Dana's overall pose might make it appear as though that she's pounding vodka without discretion...

If a male velociraptor had made those comments, there wouldn't be nearly as much of a fuss.

@Chief Wahoo: Chief Wahoo and I might disagree about everything that he and I take personally in the realm of these here Deadspin comment threads...but, more often than not, the dude keeps it real.

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: But...

He should've gotten the double-stitch.

Favre's so relaxed about this game, he's gonna play in Wranglers.

I like the Patriots in this one, too.

I just changed the shipping on my Amazon pre-order of the book from Two Day to One Day in order to put my dog in this race.

@metroville: (or "Zac")