Dark horse candidate:

@Chief Wahoo: What in my previous statement led you to (mistakenly) suspect that I didn't read the whole thread before posting?

It's hard to tell if the person manning the cameraphone is the guy laughing like Joan Rivers...but he was definitely standing very close.

@Chief Wahoo: @Chief Wahoo: "I'm sure there are some First Nations people who are offended by it but I truly believe the great majority are not, both from my personal conversations and the fact that you really don't hear much complaint."

The correct answer was "naggers".

Patriots - more points

@ElAngelo: How would you handle anything that had come in contact with Philip Rivers' bodily fluids?

Rivers reacts as one of his Cobra Kai brethren, off camera, had successfully swept Daniel Larusso's leg.

@ASox: Bestiality might be more accurate.

Hey, Jared Fogel: Your team just got knocked out of the playoffs. Now get out there and sell sandwiches!

No Sinbad party for you, Pat Coyle!

@Slothrop: I think you mean "Peyton being Eli".

Marvin Harrison looks so sad, I want to send him 5 cents a day.

You know what this game could use? Couple lead changes.

San Diego's the more douchebaggy team...but Indy has the douchebaggier fans. I just can't decide whom I want to lose more!

It's been bothering me all season that Philip Rivers looks just like somebody that I couldn't quite put my finger on, and I just figured it out:

@metroville: (suppose)

Really, Fox? Limp Bizkit?

David Banks now understands that horse racing is the sport of kings.

Goose cooked Rice, who is apparently non-stick. Pudding.