Just the other day, I was wondering why—in this nostalgia-obsessed, postmodern ironic world of ours (or at least mine)—there wasn't more talk of "ProStars" on the internet.

"Honestly, what happened to Mike Wallace?"

You know what you do if you drink too much of it?

If the Green Bay Packers accept that thing, a precedent will be established throughout sports that in three years' time will make Haz-Mat suits a requirement before entering any hall of fame.

A-HA! An outspoken Boston sports fan who isn't Caucasian! I told you such people existed.

Every time they cut to the broadcast booth last night, Bryant Gumbel appeared to be getting closer and closer to sitting on Chris Collinsworth's knee. I wonder if Collinsworth had the heart to tell him that Christmas was over...

Do we get to put an asterisk on Don Shula's face, now?

For all who view the Patriots as the bad guys:

What about option C: "Get it, and accurately recognize it as boring."

"...possibly under the influence of alcohol."

Nice to see the cast of "Diff'rent Strokes" back in the game.

This is Rick Astley's best work in years.

"We all know sc [technical sic] fans will pick up on this with their UCLA monikers refering [sic] to the majority of students being Asian."

Interesting non-call on the Raiders' last-chance play.

I just stumbled across ESPN Classic and saw that they're running a condensed 2004 ALCS. So long for now, football!

Excellent! Now Miami has nothing to play for against the Patriots.

Stover Time = More Overtime.

@buttons: @metroville: And now I feel like I'm wasting money. Curse you (for now), NFL Sunday Ticket!

@buttons: God bless you, NFL Sunday Ticket.

@Chief Wahoo: @Tuffy: @buttons: Deadpsin commenter group hug!