Holy hell...the Failure Bowl just got sent into overtime on a field goal.

@Chief Wahoo: Now, now...you know that the "racism" attack is a favorite around these parts for those who seek an outlet for their impotent frustration in the face of Boston sports' recent dominance (and the resultant fairweather fans). I admit that I gave you in the in with my self-deprecating dig, you should admit…

@Chief Wahoo: Tom Yawkey was an world-class bigot, and that somehow means that everyone from Boston is racist. Interesting.

Snowball timeout. Awesome.

@Chief Wahoo: If anybody knows racism, it's 'Red Sambo' in your avatar, there.

Boy, do white folk go crazy when Wes Welker makes a reception.

Who tackled Hobbs on that return? An imaginary tiger named Calvin?

Thank you, Phill Simms, for informing us that Chad Pennington does "not [have] the strongest arm in the league."

This is an ill-conceived attempt at payback for Cuba Gooding, Jr. shooting down all those planes at Pearl Harbor.

Chris baker (hearts) .38 Special.

Patriots-Jets: Punt-Block Bowl.

Hey, a sack. There's the Chad Pennington everyone knows and loves.

What? The Patriots are kicking? That's not how you run up a score!

@metroville: or "there"

Tom Brady: The runningest quarterback their ever was.

Anybody watching "Sunday NFL Countdown"? That 'Mayne Event' sketch about the Patriots' secrecy was almost as painful as what the Jets are soon to experience.

The Red Sox-favoritism conspiracy theories are bunk.

"I'm Gary Kubiak, and you're probably not watching the NFL Network."

On 'SportsCenter', Peter Gammons just casually referred to the whistle-blowing clubhouse guy and former trainer as, collectively, "sewer rats".

@Chief Wahoo: I wish you'd somehow made a Rashomon reference, so I could reply, "that's not how I remember it" and it would be funny.