I like that because it's topical.

@Chief Wahoo: Don't let the ALCS loss make you a Yankees sympathizer, LeBron.

You had your Red Sox sacrificial lamb quota covered with Julian "Nightmare on Lansdowne Street" Tavarez, Hypothetical Version of Mitchell! There was no need to hypothetically drag Varitek into this!

@babygorilla: Now, now, babygorilla...the story was actually broken by a New York publication (Newsday).

That Mangini gets more and more lovable, doesn't he? I'm sure Belichick will take it easy on him.

Two men enter...two men leave. And they're very ashamed of themselves.

Arthur Blank: mustache or no mustache. Make a decision.

The Bruins are the only team in Boston you can currently make fun of simply because they're not very good—there's no need to overreach (and end up with a weak swipe that could also be used in pointing out the lack of Bruins in Westwood (UCLA), the lack of Jazz in Utah, or the lack of Indians...everywhere.)

Baseball!

Those impressive late fees drop off significantly in the postseason, though.

If David Ortiz can do it, who can't?

If I'm a dude who wants to have gay sex with Tom Brady, that's not gay, right?

I'll tell this comment thread exactly what I told my Facebook profile: I am more excited about the outcome of a Patriots regular-season game that I have been years.

@metroville: Oh, so I guess this isn't a comment thread full of Cowboys and/or Packers devotees. Late to the party, it appears.

I'm flipping between the football game and the Celtics-Knicks game. During the latter (C's are blowing them out), Charles Barkley compared the safety of Isiah Thomas in his job to the safety of a box of cookies in a room with Charles Barkley.

Eli Manning, thy name is Jeremy Giambi.

Maybe Arenas will finally begin focusing on his campaign as Obama's vice-presidential candidate, which he's been all but completely ignoring to this point.

And there's 3 points to close out the night. What an explosive display of offense.

How could the Giants have collapsed while the Citizen Watch Company continues to repeatedly inform me that Eli Manning is—and I quote—"unstoppable"? Someone isn't telling the truth, here.

That sure was a close call. Thank god Philly didn't put in Mark Wahlberg at the end.