"Tedy Bruschi, just as in real life, can not be killed by conventional weapons."

Bubba the Love Sponge's voice sounds like it has a number of STDs.

How much for just the dime?

Who's calling that play? The "Boom Goes the Dynamite" Kid?

We're all aware that the behavior pictured is a bad thing, and yet, the Redskins continue to be allowed to call themselves "the Redskins". (SEE ALSO: The Cleveland Indians' literally red-faced Native American-minstrel logo.)

Don't avoid me. I have nothing to give but love.

Yeah, that game was long...but I was still very surprised to hear it was the longest in World Series history.

Unrelated to the fact that I am a Red Sox fan, I've been warning against the potential karmic backlash that those embarrassing vests could bring against the Rockies since October 1st.

re: Millar: Does this mean that he will also be available out of the bullpen for the Sox tonight?

@ArtDonovansLoveChild.: Actually, Fox News broke the story, which eliminates your theory as there are no Republicans in Boston.

@metroville: In fairness to him, it was in response to a stupid question. Faceless female reporter inquired as to whether he was uncomfortable having someone he used to date sing the national anthem, to which Beckett calmly replied: "I don't get paid to make those fucking decisions".

Beckett just dropped an F-bomb during the NESN postgame press conference. Outstanding.

It's actually "goatee". And it's actually a Van Dyke.

Wow...Kevin Millar really does think he's still on the Red Sox.

To win this game the Red Sox are going to need goals. Baseball goals.

@Barry White Stripes, Office Left Winger: Not to blow your mind, but the answers to #1 and #2 are exactly the same.

@metroville: Hmmm...that "OR" should be "UNLESS".

@JB*: OR...if you maintain a life of leisure* on the west coast.

@Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, 'B', 'A', [Select,] Start.

@Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan: Is that a reference to the Byrnes girly-shove of Varitek? Yeah, I've disliked EB ever since.