The Rockies swept the Diamondbacks so quickly, Tim McClelland still hadn't called Holliday safe at home to beat the Padres.

@Dr. Jonas Venture, Jr.: Thank Jeebus for inappropriate haters like you.

Even being a Red Sox fan, I have no qualms acknowledging that Major League is a superior film to Fever Pitch (the latter, in fact, just plain stinks). To even the film-relation playing field, however, I prefer to consider the Indians as analogous to Major League 2 or perhaps even the Bakula-starring Major League:…

@Innings Eater: Regarding the disposal of Grady Little...allow me to speak for all Boston-area transplants living in L.A. when I say: Dibs.

@metroville: As for what TBS must be thinking are her qualifications...let me say that I still don't consider myself an expert on my right hand.

Alyssa f—king Milano is a postseason commentator???

Cleveland might be showing its postseason inexperience, here: When the chips are down, panic (and swing at everything).

@Chief Wahoo: It's a still of the animated Teen Wolf.

The Trot Nixon Popout Swing! Man, that gave me flashbacks...

@chilltown: That had not occurred to me...but you might be on to something, there.

@Philistine: "A Los Angeles Angel of Anaheim".

@Disgruntled Goat: Agreed.

@Chief Wahoo: There's actually no such thing as a "Red Sock" (in reference to the baseball team), in that the slang spelling of "Sox" in the proper name makes the implied plural tense inseparable.

@metroville: That would be "see" him.

I thought I just saw a shot of Bill Simmons in the stands at the Yankees game, wearing a rally cap and high-fiving in celebration of the Yankees closing the gap.

I hope the lack of comments on the Red Sox fan getting beaten into critical condition is merely a coincidence, and not a statement on just how much hatred there is around these parts for Boston.

I predict that my next nightmare will be set on the sidelines of an Atlanta Falcons game.

Decent catch, Randy Moss. I'm starting to think picking you up was a wise move on the part of the Patriots.

@TheWrathofQBEagles: He can't even be briefly pulled away from ESPN by the draw of Orsillo?

If the Rockies win this game, the league ought to force them to switch to jerseys with actual sleeves.