That is me, I think gun safety should be taught along side sex ed, and for the same reasons.

My headcanon now that Marvel is owned by Disney is taht Squirrel Girl is the red squirrel abandons in The Sword In The Stone, turned human and given great power by an apologetic Merlin.

Does this mean that it people are going to stop calling me racist when I say I am attracted to pale women?

I wish they would keep her tattoos. I think it would make for a great shot, her dropping a robes and just BAM! ink.

The Eyebrow Speech was pure Malcolm Tucker minus all the profanity for the delicate American audiences. Loved it.

This video made me realize that my ability to lie well and creatively probably stems from the fact that I prefer small, tight butts.

Mix up a big pot of gumbo, I am on my way!

Wait, which classic Western was this stuff seen in?

Well, I hope their fetishes match up.

Oh wait, I forgot that I am not allowed to have an impact on the game. Sorry.

So which of these people in the trailer is supposed to be my character? Not really clear on that, as my character is a dwarf.

Not a single one, of course. Skill challenges like that requires multiple successes over multiple rounds.

Well, there goes my hetero.

Mentioning my 25 years of Dungeon Mastering got me a job in management.

Joss Whedon's Titus Andronicus. Don't let that play die.

EROS, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL, MAKE HIS DAD EROS! It fits with everything we got in the movie about his father, plus it adds a bit of family drama to the Thanos conflict.

I am against this because it might stop me from having all the awesome sex I am having. I am having this awesome sex because I am an alpha and don't care about informed consent like those white knighting betabitches do. Because betas don't get laid. I do. It is incredibly important to me that you understand that I…

Of course they are going to flog it, the first Lego movie is hands down the best one in the whole Matrix series.

Well, that wasn't really ALL we did. We spent a lot of time trying to find ways to combine the two.

I find it helps to put this in RPG terms. S&S is the encounter. Epic is the campaign.