Um... What?!? Age of Sigmar is the worst wargame I’ve ever played. Plus the rules are flat out broken. You can use whatever sized base you want for any model, and all measurements are from the model itself. That means you can easily make a model immune to melee just by giving it a gigantic base.

Find a way to spread your knowledge elsewhere. Please. as a service to all womenkind that do not enjoy surprise dick pics.

Even though it may not be an entirely appropriate shirt to wear in public, I still want it so badly:

Mobile Frame Zero here!

All this law does is allow politicians to claim that they have "solved" a problem, and allow social activists to feel good about their perceived success. This new law is going to have absolutely NO effect on preventing rape, and likely trivializes the real crime by equating normal, healthy, sexual experiences to rape.

I completely want to hang out with you.

There appear to be multiple methods of putting food on the table.

She was preparing you for getting shit on by life itself. It was a kindness, really.

This is brilliant. We went the other direction and have each about a million names and call them by none of them. I figure when they get older they can figure out which name suits them best.

You sound like a very insightful person. To be fair, there is clearly a good deal of smarts and hard work mixed in with your good luck. We need more pro-social policy initiatives like the GI bill to help people achieve their goals.

I would like to see you in a formal kilt-outfit! Wink-wink nudge nudge :)

A friend and I were in line at a Bruce Campbell signing, and she made him giggle by taking a couple of lines from Army of Darkness out of context and having him sign, "This is my boomstick...blow."

What about the sequel to "STARK Trek III"? Can I still find that?