35 hours in and I have yet to win a game against AI Sisters. They are just too damn much for me.

Is the main villain the villain from Snow Crash? Because that sounds like the Snow Crash big bad’s plan.

This is the image that made me start sending pictures of my books shelves to women in lieu of dick pics.

Wait, pro-players do not do denial drafting? Drafting a good card you don’t need so an opponent doesn’t get it? That is a pretty common tactic, and I do it all the time. Nothing says you have to use every card you draft, after all.

Do they ever explain why the humans don’t build underground? It seemed so blatant a solution that it actually turned me off watching the show.

I'd stop airing it publicly if people would stop airing sushi publicly. It even smells awful.

Just because life is an accumulation of experiences doesn't mean I should accumulate shitty, bad tasting experiences like eating sushi.

PI IS STUPID, WE NEED TO GO TAU!

Yup, the descending portion.

One actually knocks you off the rappelling line, unhooking it from the cliff face. That is what makes me think they are real. Or something weird that isn't really explored.

That is 100% what I thought at the end of that mission. Also, the demons are real, physical beings that can interact with the world?

I am astounded that I am still single. At least until when I next glance in a mirror.

I don't know about you guys, but the music I listen to in my garrison has about 115 gigs of songs. Plus Hulu, Netflix, and anything I can find on Youtube.

But then I wouldn't be seeing all these billboards for FETLife Insurance.

I'd wear it.

I send pictures of my bookcases to girls I am interested in lieu of dick pics.

Maybe it is because we muted the TV and played Metallica's Kill 'Em All over it (drink when it looks like she is lip synching), but I have no idea what the hype over those dumb sharks is. Can anyone explain?

I think I should say in my defense though that none of my roommates have paid their $120 a month since July of 2013.

I own the house. If I want to eat my roommates' left overs, I will. Mine is the power of the purse!