JohnNopants
JohnNopants
JohnNopants

My greatest dream for the Star Wars Universe is an after-credits scene where we have the POV of someone inside a shuttle watching the door drop, to reveal a line of Stormtroopers. As we watch them shoulder weapons, Cap’s shield flies out and smashes into them. Then everything cuts to black.

Pronounce his name right and I might watch this!

After the climax of one of the Bean books involved our hero strapping on a bunch of assault rifles to go rescue some fetuses that were about to be destroyed for the betterment of society, I gave up.

Local beer store.

I am glad that they sacrificed Hodor so that Bran could get an extra 40 feet away. No way the magical army of the undead will be able to go those 40 feet, especially with the fact that the Night King can track him now.

Why don’t we compromise and say “twenty-hundred and sixteen”?

I don’t think they are the same person. I think instead that the Doctor fell for River Song because she reminded him of his first wife, the woman who taught him to love Earth.

35 hours in and I have yet to win a game against AI Sisters. They are just too damn much for me.

0) Ollanius Pius, the Arch Badass of the Imperium

This just makes me sad that they ruined all this, so they could replace it with a less original fantasy world that makes it easier for them to sue people.

Is the main villain the villain from Snow Crash? Because that sounds like the Snow Crash big bad’s plan.

This is the image that made me start sending pictures of my books shelves to women in lieu of dick pics.

Wait, pro-players do not do denial drafting? Drafting a good card you don’t need so an opponent doesn’t get it? That is a pretty common tactic, and I do it all the time. Nothing says you have to use every card you draft, after all.

Do they ever explain why the humans don’t build underground? It seemed so blatant a solution that it actually turned me off watching the show.

When will I be able to hang these on my wall?

They really had to CG in the sky? Is... is that a rare resource beyond the scope of most cameras?

I found my BFG rule book and some minis while spring cleaning! Now I just need to find people to play with...

Saw them live a few months back, great band.

As long as they keep the Games Workshop designed Shredder suit, I will be happy at how awful it is.