That is a pretty funny picture. Where is the one we are supposed to be mad about?

Just got to find your niche, is all. When I was in the Marines, I made a couple extra bucks (maybe about $150 a month) just putting a webcam on the ground pointed at my bare feet while I gamed.

This is a total rip off of Dagron Quest II and III.

Growing up, we would use these ask rank indicators in our childish neighborhood combat. If someone on your side had more, you had to listen to them.

Small nitpick, but you misspelled his name. You see, BRIAN BLESSED is one of the rare superproper nouns, and that means all letters should be capitalized. Fun fact, the only other superproper noun we have found is metal band MANOWAR, and BRIAN BLESSED was recently a guest on their most recent album.

I am pretty sure they spring full formed from some kind of pocket dimension only women can access.

Psh, as a real man I use the head of a nail to clean my ears.

My new hobby is convincing people that there are blink-and-you'll-miss-them cameos from characters who belong to Disney's space property, Star Wars.

I have a massive Dalek on my back with the words Deus Ex Machina underneath that. I also have a "NOT EVEN GOD CAN JUDGE ME" down my thigh.

I don't know what happened to my gif. I apologize for the lack, but I rather imagine that everyone on this site knows what I mean.

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!

Glad to know that the people who are making Into The Woods are listening to the people who saw the last major Sondheim film and took out all the singing and stuff.

I started walking to and from school in second grade. Through Baltimore City in the late '80s. If you count the stuff my parents let me do when we went camping (I had my own hatchet at 8!) my parents would face a firing squad these days.

I actually found it a more convenient time to be a berserker.

I PUNCH STILL-MOVING FOOD FOR THE GLORY OF ODIN!!

I dated a Wiccan vegan who thought that her connection to Mother Gaea would help her connect with animals. Geese were the ones who proved her wrong. Hospitalized wrong.

My mom pooped on my face right after I popped out. It is her favorite story.

This is good for Afghanistan, though! Guns generate freedom and political stability, so the more guns that they have, the better the country will be. It is the opposite of what is happening here in America, where the lieberals are constantly seizing and destroying guns. We lost so much freedom and stability that we…

Oh sure, this is acceptable! But if I make a joke about how I don't need feminism because I am a man, I get attacked for it. Cats need to check their fucking privilege.

I think the ability to kick ass is something that makes women attractive. It is a vicious but enjoyable circle.

I would love to get The Hiketeia series on the screens, just to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the horrid fanboys. "Batman can't lose, especially to a girl" they would scream.