She is just such a tiny person. Compare that to the SDCC pictures of Ms. Gadot, you can tell that this one has been manipulate to make her look more buff, and she still looks skinny.

So now I can't represent my culture there? Fuck you, white man.

You know, everyone makes fun of Jon Snow. But he did help bring cunnilingus to the world, so I think we all owe him a debt.

This article made me realize my birthday falls on 14/14/14, so cool!

Well, now I seriously wonder how many monkeys I could take in a fist fight.

Trying to bring back dick telegraphs. ..—————————————-.

Its a name, not a job description.

I'll give my kids a last name when they fucking earn a last name.

This is why kilts need to make a come back. I'm doing my part!

Also, and this may be me, but. WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY GODDAM THING IN A COMPUTER NEED A HUGE FUCKING LED?!?! I just want to take a nap without having to put electrical tape over all the stupid shit. My mouse has a useless LED, my keyboard has several, my fucking FANS have LEDs, my keyboard has, just, so many. I…

Or an Alpha Legion plot!

This is an important theory but it won't matter because
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The Blessed Astartes land to cleanse the planet of all the heretical scum for the glory of Holy Terra before Dany even makes it across the ocean. In the end, there are no "heads of the…

Actually, that bill may backfire, as employer provided healthcare is a benefit extended to the employee, theirs to do with as they see fit. Thus it is their own money they would be spending.

The "Lets Get Hella Ripped On Cheap Boxed Wine And Light A Bonfire" Wedding.

Are there any companies left that DO test on animals? For a bachelor like me, life is much easier when my dogs and I can use the same shampoo.

Want to see how easy this is to disprove? Watch this.

No it doesn't!

BAM! Your turn now, LIEberal media.

Hey, those bins around here do help the homeless a lot! Granted, they use them as bathrooms, but that helps some.

He was one step short of true manliness. I will only eat meat from an animal that could eat me.

Wow, I went to Maryland Boys State, and it was a fantastic experience. This is a fucking joke.

We met when she headbutted me in a mosh pit and I bleed all over her. That still remains my longest and most successful relationship.