Does this mean that it people are going to stop calling me racist when I say I am attracted to pale women?

This video made me realize that my ability to lie well and creatively probably stems from the fact that I prefer small, tight butts.

Wait, which classic Western was this stuff seen in?

Well, I hope their fetishes match up.

Oh wait, I forgot that I am not allowed to have an impact on the game. Sorry.

So which of these people in the trailer is supposed to be my character? Not really clear on that, as my character is a dwarf.

Not a single one, of course. Skill challenges like that requires multiple successes over multiple rounds.

Well, there goes my hetero.

Mentioning my 25 years of Dungeon Mastering got me a job in management.

I am against this because it might stop me from having all the awesome sex I am having. I am having this awesome sex because I am an alpha and don't care about informed consent like those white knighting betabitches do. Because betas don't get laid. I do. It is incredibly important to me that you understand that I…

Well, that wasn't really ALL we did. We spent a lot of time trying to find ways to combine the two.

That is a pretty funny picture. Where is the one we are supposed to be mad about?

Just got to find your niche, is all. When I was in the Marines, I made a couple extra bucks (maybe about $150 a month) just putting a webcam on the ground pointed at my bare feet while I gamed.

This is a total rip off of Dagron Quest II and III.

Growing up, we would use these ask rank indicators in our childish neighborhood combat. If someone on your side had more, you had to listen to them.

I am pretty sure they spring full formed from some kind of pocket dimension only women can access.

Psh, as a real man I use the head of a nail to clean my ears.

I have a massive Dalek on my back with the words Deus Ex Machina underneath that. I also have a "NOT EVEN GOD CAN JUDGE ME" down my thigh.

Glad to know that the people who are making Into The Woods are listening to the people who saw the last major Sondheim film and took out all the singing and stuff.

I started walking to and from school in second grade. Through Baltimore City in the late '80s. If you count the stuff my parents let me do when we went camping (I had my own hatchet at 8!) my parents would face a firing squad these days.