I actually found it a more convenient time to be a berserker.

I PUNCH STILL-MOVING FOOD FOR THE GLORY OF ODIN!!

I dated a Wiccan vegan who thought that her connection to Mother Gaea would help her connect with animals. Geese were the ones who proved her wrong. Hospitalized wrong.

My mom pooped on my face right after I popped out. It is her favorite story.

Oh sure, this is acceptable! But if I make a joke about how I don't need feminism because I am a man, I get attacked for it. Cats need to check their fucking privilege.

I think the ability to kick ass is something that makes women attractive. It is a vicious but enjoyable circle.

I would love to get The Hiketeia series on the screens, just to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the horrid fanboys. "Batman can't lose, especially to a girl" they would scream.

She is just such a tiny person. Compare that to the SDCC pictures of Ms. Gadot, you can tell that this one has been manipulate to make her look more buff, and she still looks skinny.

So now I can't represent my culture there? Fuck you, white man.

You know, everyone makes fun of Jon Snow. But he did help bring cunnilingus to the world, so I think we all owe him a debt.

This article made me realize my birthday falls on 14/14/14, so cool!

Well, now I seriously wonder how many monkeys I could take in a fist fight.

Trying to bring back dick telegraphs. ..—————————————-.

Its a name, not a job description.

I'll give my kids a last name when they fucking earn a last name.

This is why kilts need to make a come back. I'm doing my part!

Also, and this may be me, but. WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY GODDAM THING IN A COMPUTER NEED A HUGE FUCKING LED?!?! I just want to take a nap without having to put electrical tape over all the stupid shit. My mouse has a useless LED, my keyboard has several, my fucking FANS have LEDs, my keyboard has, just, so many. I…

Or an Alpha Legion plot!

This is an important theory but it won't matter because
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The Blessed Astartes land to cleanse the planet of all the heretical scum for the glory of Holy Terra before Dany even makes it across the ocean. In the end, there are no "heads of the…

Actually, that bill may backfire, as employer provided healthcare is a benefit extended to the employee, theirs to do with as they see fit. Thus it is their own money they would be spending.

The "Lets Get Hella Ripped On Cheap Boxed Wine And Light A Bonfire" Wedding.