Olive Gardens and Red Lobsters still exist because they are prime high school dating blow-job-in-the-parking-lot restaurants.

I 100% support this law if it will end the money shot. God I hate that.

They will STILL probably get to play before me since I am waiting for a PC release.

This guy needs to learn it is not the size that counts, but the number of ritualistically inscribed scars.

Rifle barrel abortions replace coat hanger abortions. Problem solved in such a way that everyone is happy*!

Why can't you people understand that all other rights must be infringed to protect the right to bear arms, the only one that we have in writing as being uninfringable?

Maryland, USA.

I am a male and I wear a kilt suit. More skirts for everyone always!

Can anyone tell me how long I can play GTA5 before it stops me from having fun so it can force me to play shitty mini-games with terrible characters?

I was a male cheerleader in high school to keep me in shape outside of football season. Aside from ballet, it was the physically toughest thing I had to ever do in my life, including 5 years in the Marines. I can't wait until it is known everywhere as a real sport, because it absolutely is.

Do you guys know how hard it is to get an infant to use powdered cocaine? That stuff gets everywhere!

Get the baby drunk too. Babies can't handle their booze and will pass right out, giving you that quiet night of relaxation you need! Just repeat as required.

Now I want a game called Sid Meyers: Assassin's Creed: Pirates.

I am going to buy this just to get rid of those shitty songs that play when you use the best gun in the game.

I never ever finished any of this type of DnD video game, because every time I leveled up, I exported my character and started all over again as a super powered bad ass.

OITNB is the best Caged Heat remake I have ever seen.

Animals are getting really, really good at the "BABY, LETS FUCK!" game.

What do you mean, it is till super easy to find servers to play Chivalry. It is far from dead.

I don't get the fedora bashing. I mean, what, am I supposed to develop my own personality instead of trying to project an image of what I think people want?

Do they just not know how to move their arms correctly? Is that a stereotype? Shit, I'm racist, aren't I?