Or the porn parody, Star Trek: Into Starkness.

Shit, they passed the "Must Love Asian Girls" bill? Fuck, this is what I get for skipping the Man Meetings.

I did one of those spirit journey vision quest things not that long ago, and it turns out that Hacksaw Jim Duggan is my power animal.

The mighty dong that is the Scandinavian Empire will continue to screw the rest of Europe into submission!

And that kid has already received more in government aid than I will for the remainder of my life.

Sadly, that includes my parents. Colon Open Parenthesis.

Sorry Pope, I only get my Indulgences from Steam at this time of year.

It is like Suicide Girls, I think. It is great to be different enough to have tattoos and unusual hair color, as long as you are conventionally pretty without them!

Wait, hold up. Dave Mathews is real? I thought he was something made up by the D.A.R.E. program to frighten children away from drugs

One of the best parts of my times in the Marines is that it is just so easy to insult the "manhood" of a Texan. One of the worst parts is that it is wrong to do that. But now I am torn...

Now that this issue is settled forever, can we move on to the far more important girth?

I use Civ as a stress release, so I play on super easy mode on a huge map. There is something so cathartic about nuking all your enemies into submission by the 15th century.

I spend as much time as I can barefoot, so I usually have calluses you could strike a match on and the soles of my feet are almost jet black. My friends bet me that I wouldn't get a pedicure. I did, and the lady who did it was actually crying a little. That is how awesome my feet are.

Have we heard anymore word about the deadly redhead sex assassins the live action trailer promised us? Because that part was really neat.

If forcing a kid to use a restroom that doesn't match their gender identity is wrong, can I finally yell at my mother for making me use the lady's room with here when I was a child?

Damn white people all look the same anyway.

Does anyone else think that the PS4's True Name program is just a tool to give the Fae domination over our children? Sounds to me like Microsoft won this console generation.

What will it take to make this into Sid Meyer's Assassin's Creed: Pirates of Dark Water?

So that doesn't count as real in game footage?I am not being trying to be a dick, I am new to the world of video games.

Is DevKit the XBone controller with the backspace button?